Mandy's Drunken IM messages

So, I came home a couple of days ago to this lovely IM message from MKH. A bottle of wine, and the love starts to flow. My favorite part? "...movies, Triscuits, swiffer dusters...". So funny, and yet, so true.



mandarin7999: i love you

Auto response from sullecram2000: so, yeah...definitely forgot about Thursday/Friday morning conference calls with the people who will soon pay all my bills...shit.

-at Davis doing some very last minute research

mandarin7999: maybe it's just the bottle of wine that's in me
mandarin7999: cause wine talks, y'know
mandarin7999: but I do
mandarin7999: I love you loads and loads and lots and lots
mandarin7999: and I think you should know because I generally say I love inanimate objects (movies, Triscuits, swiffer dusters) more than people
mandarin7999: and with that-
mandarin7999: g'night



Swiffer dusters? Fucking hilarious. You think she's joking...but she's not. Shame on you, Merlot.